Reasons Why Thomas The Tank Engine Would Make A Better President Than Trump Or Clinton

Article  By Ian Cole

2016 has been a very depressing  and dissapointing year in terms of presidential  politics.
So much so that some people are often looking to write in presidential candidates  and throw away their vote on ridiculous  candidates like "deez nuts" "harambe the  gorilla" among others. This is largely  in part to the fact that Americans feel like neither Democratic Candidate  Hillary Clinton  nor Republican  Candidate Donald Trump are good fits for President of the United States. In fact these two are so bad that I was certain  Thomas The Tank Engine  would be better than them.  Here's  a list of reasons  why I feel he is more qualified than those two buffoons.

1. Has Donald or Hillary ever been a useful engine that rescued another train from danger? Didn't  think so.

2. Thomas can run right over almost  any problem  or obstacle without issue.. Unlike the two dingleberrys that are taking up all of the spotlight.

3. Thomas couldn't  possibly  cause  as much confusion and delay as Trump or Clinton would.

4. Thomas has better memes and song remixes  than Trump or Clinton ever will.

5. Do children love Clinton  or Trump? Unlike Thomas I highly  doubt it.

6. Have you ever heard of A Day Out With Donald or A Day  Out With Hillary? Didn't  think so... but Thomas has his own day out on railroads  everywhere.

7. Has Thomas ever had a major scandal? Didn't  think so.

8. Thomas has never committed  sexual assault.

9. Thomas  doesn't  kill people unless  it was an accident, chances are the person  who was killed was standing  in the tracks and putting themselves  in danger anyways.

10. Thomas  has never threatened to declare  war on anyone..

These all make Thomas  a better candidate  than either of the two dissapointments.  I'm  sure Thomas  could cause our nation  to have minimum  confusion  and delay, and will make America really  useful  again..