Things I Trust More Than E.H.H: Part 2

Part two of things I trust more than E. Hunter Harrison running a railroad:

1. Mexican Tap Water
2. A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
3. Donald Trump’s spray tan
4. Obamacare
5. Elevator rides with Ray Rice
6. A relationship with Taylor Swift
7. Doodlebob with the Magic Pencil
8. NS Dash 9’s not catching on fire
9. Any GE not catching on fire
10. Timothy White (Wimothy Thite?)
11. The guy from that John Cena prank call thing
12. CSX not wrecking a train
13. A foamer
14. Floyd Wall
15. A boxing match with Floyd Mayweather.