Article by Ian Cole
Hunter Harrison has developed a bad rap as a railroad executive. On paper he may look ok, but three failed mergers, a bitterness towards hump yards and a lack of appreciation towards employees doesn't help his case at all. Today at RPJ we made a list of all the things we'd trust more than Harrison running a railroad.
1. Helen Keller taking my family pictures.
2. OJ Simpson driving a white ford bronco.
3. Hillary Clinton handling emails.
4. Brock Osweiler throwing a football..
5. Gas station sushi
6. A two year old driving a car
7. Bill Cosby as a bartender
8. Casey Anthony babysitting my children
9. Myself driving around through the hood of detroit at night
10. Flint tap water
11. Milk thats been out of date for two years.
12. Amtrak making sure they get to me on time.
13. A rex ryan promise
14. Bill bellichick and a video camera
15. Those annoying ads that say "singles are 8 miles away waiting to meet you"
16. A white van that says free candy in spray paint on the side
17. Russian hackers
18. A sex offender as my urologist
19. A moving company ran by two ex cons that were arrested for burglary.
20. The crap that comes out of Donald Trumps mouth.
21. Dinner with a cannibal
22. Hiring slipknot to perform at a three year olds birthday party.
23. And pretty much anything but Hunter Harrison running or helping to run a railroad....
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