Article By Ian Cole
Admit it, if you've been in a relationship with someone you get tired of the nagging, the procrastinating, etc. At times we wonder why on earth did we want to even get together with them, and is there something out there that might be easier to deal with than them?
That's why at RPJ we created this list, to show you how trains may be better than dealing with your significant other.
10. Trains can't procrastinate for six months: Yes they do run late, yes they are slow most of the time, but have you ever seen one be put off for six months?
9. TRAINS CAN'T CAUSE YOU TO HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT
8. They don't take twelve damn hours to decide where the hell they want to go for dinner: And they don't say anywhere, whatever, or I don't care either.... they simply go to the fuel pad, coal shaft or water tank to get what they need.
7. Trains won't put nasty icy feet on your back while you try to sleep: They may wake you up if you live close enough but at least they don't have feet to give you hell while you sleep.
6. Trains can't have an affair: When was the last time you saw a train on Jerry Springer, The front of People Magazine, or was named Bill Clinton?
5. They don't tell you to go cut the grass or do the dishes 10 times in one hour.
4. Trains don't give a rats ass if you decide to watch every football game that's being played on Sunday.
3. Trains (unless they derail on your property) don't force you to do home improvement projects: That's right, you can sit back and enjoy a nice cold beer or beverage, and some chicken wings.
2. They can't nag you to take them to the mall or movies: But you may end up wanting to go to the hobby store to get some.
1. Trains can't be physically or verbally abusive
Think there's something we missed or should've covered.. comment them below... Thanks for reading!
Trains can't break up with you. (However they can break YOU if you're standing in front of one)
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