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Thursday, December 15, 2016

12 Days Of Foaming (A Parody Of 12 Days Of Christmas)

Lyrics by Ian Cole (If you steal them I will find you and hurt you...)

On the first day of foaming the railroad gave to me
A Gevo built by GE

On the second day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Two hours of nothing
and A Gevo built by GE

On the third day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the fourth day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the fifth day of foaming the railroad gave to me
FIVE EMD'S
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the sixth day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Six hours delaying
FIVE EMD'S
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the seventh day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Seven solid lash ups
Six hours delaying
FIVE EMD'S
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the eighth day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Eight trains derailing
Seven solid lash ups
Six hours delaying
FIVE EMD'S
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the ninth day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Nine fines for trespassing
Eight trains derailing
Seven solid lash ups
Six hours delaying
FIVE EMD's
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the tenth day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Ten Ferromex's
Nine fines for trespassing
Eight trains derailing
Seven solid lashups
Six hours delaying
FIVE EMD'S
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE

On the eleventh day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Eleven defects detected
Ten Ferromex's
Nine fines for trespassing
Eight trains derailing
Seven solid lashups
Six hours delaying
FIVE EMD'S
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
nd a Gevo built by GE

On the twelfth day of foaming the railroad gave to me
Twelve heavy coal trains
Eleven defects detected
Ten Ferromex's
Nine fines for trespassing
Eight trains derailing
Seven solid lashups
Six hours delaying
FIVE EMD's
Four Tim White threats
Three trash 9s
Two hours of nothing
And a Gevo built by GE


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